Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...