Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...