5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...