Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...