Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...