There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...