blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...