Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!