During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...