Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...