How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...