Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...