Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...