What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...