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There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...