Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...