Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...