An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...