Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...