Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Beneficial Alzheimers
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If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Blonde quickies 61-80
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looking for bookworms
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
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New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....