Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....