Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Hot Tub Riddle
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Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.