Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...