Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...