I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...