What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
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