Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...