How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...