Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...