Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...