ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...