Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...