The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Thanks Doc!
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Wedding Prank
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How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Sneezing orgasms
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Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
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Bill The Duck
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What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Teaching the child
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Life’s Achievements!
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