Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...