Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...