Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...