Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...