British Rail
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Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...