Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...