Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...