12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Chain Letter Type III
Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897....
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
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The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
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