Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....