Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...