The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...