Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
What is defference between man and Superman?
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.