General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...