Marry Me
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A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Disorder in Court
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Athletes
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Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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What’s a real mate?
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Snail Tracks
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If Timex made toasters…
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