Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...