Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...