Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....