10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...