Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.