The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...