Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...