Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...