A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...