How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...